New era of hetero man-love

So i was watching Spider-Man 3 on the plane on the way back from Prague and it occurred to me that there's a new general theme out there that's really arisen in the last year or so. Hetero man-love. And by that I guess I just mean intense friendship and loyalty between men. In Spider-Man 3 it's between Peter and Harry, obviously. It ends up being quite similar to the Jack and Will situation at the end of the last Pirates. In Knocked Up, the relationship between (I can't remember those characters' names) Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd is almost as important as the one's with their respective women. And then, of course, there's Superbad. Of course this type of relationship has been going on in Scrubs for years, but it seems like it's just being realized elsewhere.

Hooray for casting

Kristen Bell has a recurring role on Heroes! Hooray!

I Am McLovin

Yeah. Superbad is possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen.

I feel a little bad for Christopher Mintz-Plasse though. He's really, really memorable. But does that mean he's now doomed to live the rest of his life as McLovin? His career will consist of supporting and cameo roles in National Lampoon's straight to DVD movies in which he'll play the unassuming geeky sex guru. Maybe 15 years from now he'll be able to pull a Neil Patrick Harris style comeback. Or he'll be like Jon Heder and just play the same character over and over again from now on in decreasingly mainstream comedies. Maybe he should just have his actual name legally changed to McLovin and start a successful porn career.

Becks at the Cheesecake Factory

So Derrick and I decided to go to the mall in Braintree on Saturday. For some reason it's the only mall in the Boston area that has both a J. Crew and an H&M. After a while we got hungry and decided to eat at the Cheesecake Factory.

After waiting for an hour to be seated, we're seated outside. We place our food order and then I get up to go to the bathroom. While walking back to the bathroom I see a couple of little boys standing there looking towards a booth that's kind of hidden behind a plant. Then their mom comes up behind them and says "Don't bother him. He's eating." So as I walk past the booth to go back outside I glance in that direction to see who's there. I see two attractive, athletic looking guys with shaved heads. The one I see more clearly kind of looked like David Beckham.

I get back to our table and tell Derrick what I've just seen about the kids and the guy who looks like Beckham. He says things like "Are you sure it wasn't Tom Brady?" and "Maybe it's one of the Red Sox." I decide that they must be athletes, because I would have recognized actors, but that they aren't hugely muscular or tall so they probably aren't basketball or football players.

A couple minutes later the guy that didn't look like Beckham comes to the patio door with one of the waiters, points to a table in the center of the patio, says "Yeah, with the three women there", then goes back inside. The waiter then goes over to the table with the three women and says something to them, then two of them head inside. They return five minutes later.

Meanwhile, at the table next to us, are two middle aged couples getting increasingly drunk. One of the couples seems to be having some marital issues (something about the wife going out with a male friend and the husband finding out about it from someone else) that they were receiving advice about from the other couple. It's very strange.

So after a while we notice that a crowd has gathered outside the patio area and a lot of people are pointing cameras towards the restaurant. We figure word had gotten around about whoever is in there. Derrick gets up to go to the bathroom and to look at the table on his way back. While he's gone the waitress comes to take our plates away so I ask her who it is that's causing all the commotion. She says "It's David Beckham." This is when Derrick comes back and I tell him it turns out I was right all along. Derrick then asks her if she knows why he's here. She explains that the Boston soccer team (who I now know are called the Revolution) plays at Foxborough and he's there for a game. Derrick says that Beckham was signing autographs and taking pictures with people as he had walked by.

At this point I text some people to let them know. As we're getting our check we see him leave towards the outside of the mall. The guy he's with opens the door to the restaurant for him, then opens the door of a gray Jeep Cherokee. Before he gets in he smiles and waves at people while some TV cameras shine bright lights in his face. Then the Jeep drives away. As we're driving home Derrick comments on the fact that the most famous person I've ever seen was in Braintree, Mass, and not in LA.

Thoughts about Hidden Palms

Now that I've watched all of Hidden Palms I have a few thoughts:
1) Kevin Williamson is obsessed with dead parents.
2) He also has a thing for the outsider tomboy girl.
3) Michael Cassidy is amazing.
4) Kyle Secor was much more convincing as the uptight, sensitive millionaire dad on Veronica Mars than he is as the drunken, sociopathic millionaire dad on Hidden Palms.
5) What happened to Michelle, the mayor's daughter? Also, the mayor? And his skanky wife? Guess they were all replaced by Nikki.

Heroes: Origins dream line up

I can't believe I haven't put this list up yet. Now that Kevin Smith has been announced as a writer/director of one of the six episodes of Heroes: Origins, I came up with who I'd like the others to be:

- Joss Whedon
- Rob Thomas
- JJ Abrams
- Ron Moore
- Tim Minear

The only problem I see with this list is that a large percentage of the episodes will be about kick-ass girls. It'd be a little unbalanced. Hmm, maybe Josh Schwartz, to add a geeky guy hero. Oh man, or he could use his episode to make an actual Atomic County! That'd be great.

ARRRGH!

I was going to post about Harry Potter and how I really liked it and am happy and don't enjoy complaining about how it could have been better if only it were something other than what it is, but I'm in a monstrous mood. I feel like screaming and hitting things. Why don't I have a punching bag in my apartment?

Also, I'm tired. And I hate work. And school is annoying. And I miss my friends. And my apartment is filthy and smells bad. And I want my TV shows to come back.