Nate the Manwhore

2.08 "Pret-a-Poor-J"

So last week's episode was completely awesome. But, even though this has probably been pointed out all over the internet, I feel the need to discuss the fact that Nate is a total slut. I mean it was obvious that he was a literal manwhore when he was sleeping with that Duchess so she'd bail his family out of their debt. But he's already been relatively sexually involved with almost everyone on the show.

• He slept with Serena while dating Blair.
• He slept with Blair to try to insure his family's financial stability.
• He and Chuck have and on-again/off-again bromance that has involved at least one situation that we know of where Nate slept on a couch in the same room where Chuck was having sex with two hotel employees.
• He may or may not have slept with Vanessa, but he certainly screwed her.
  
• He slept with the Duchess (Blair's boyfriend's stepmother) in a manwhore capacity.
• He and Dan have quickly established a bromance and they've already been in some conspicuously unclothed situations.
• He's now making out with Jenny.

Clearly Nate's solution to any problem is to have sex with it.

So at this point he still needs to develop a sexual relationship with...um...oh yes, Eric, Lily, Rufus and Bart Bass, and then he will have covered everyone on the show. I think living in close proximity to the whole Humphrey family should facilitate a situation with Rufus in the near future. He just needs to get into another dire financial situation and that could lead to relations with Lily and/or Bart. And I'm sure Chuck can coax Nate and Eric into bed together at some point. It's all just a matter of time.