Yep, I'm still posting about this...

So the TWoP recap of last week's episode is generally hilarious, but this paragraph had me laughing out loud uncontrollably:

Outside Primatech, Nathan tells Peter that he's just going to pop down, get The Haitian, and come right back. Peter, however, tells Nathan that The Haitian went down to nab this guy "Baron Samedi," a Level 5 escapee who's into drug trafficking, kidnapping, and slavery. Well, that doesn't sound so bad. I mean, if you really want to get my attention, you'll have to refer to him as a VILLAIN. Anyway, Nathan wishes his little brother would stop trying to tag along on his date here, but Peter sad-sacks about how he doesn't have a purpose anymore, and moves in close to Nathan for literally no reason, like, do the two of them have oppositely charged particles in their lips? Nathan accedes to Peter's request, resulting in Peter mounting him and them flying away past the sun and the moon. Climbing all over his brother's jock is one purpose of Peter's that doesn't seemed to have abandoned him.

I can't wait for next week to get their take on my new most important question about Heroes.

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