Name Smooshing

In watching Star Trek: TNG (which I just started on recently and have now watched most of the way through season 3) I have become a Picard/Dr. Crusher shipper. Because I am always a shipper. It made me wonder if there's a clever name smoosh for this pair. After perusing the TNG section of fanfiction.net it doesn't seem that there is. It did make me start thinking about name smooshes for couples in fanfic I read. So, as far as I'm concerned, this calls for a list of smooshes I ship (is this even English anymore?):

- Spuffy
- Spangel
- LoVe
- Skate
- Chair (or Bluck)
- Janto
- Syelle
- Paire (before it was incest)
- BroTP (This is Robin and Barney of HIMYM. I'm still not clear why.)
- Hodgela
- Jam

Oh, I was just trying to think if BSG has any smooshes and thought of a great one that needs to be used: Geighta!

Well this was pointless. But it was fun to think about trying to smoosh Booth and Bones. You just end up with Booth or Bones, so it doesn't work at all.