Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Jason Statham?

I don't know. To my knowledge, no one has done an empirical study yet. However, TWoP has nicely laid out some Jason Statham facts that make him seem like a worthy contender.

This makes me want to see all of these movies. Per imdb, Statham has been in 24 movies. I've seen 4 of them (Lock, Stock, Snatch, Italian Job, and Collateral). I'm strongly considering adding the other 20 to my Netflix queue...um, except Pink Panther. I refuse to watch that. So 19, then. Although now that I really think about this, it could become a little bit boring seeing as there appear to be approximately 3 plots in his entire oeuvre and he always plays the same character. But on the bright side, I'll never have to think of him as anyone but Turkish.

I'm suddenly inspired to develop some photoshopping skills so that I can start proposing a variety of movie remakes that he could star in. Come to think of it, I'll start now. Here's my crappy, two minute effort of Jason Statham in Casablanca:
I, of course, realize that his head is too big, but look at how menacingly he's staring down Ugarte. Seriously, there's no way Ilsa is flying away from this BMF in the end.

Okay, so I'll make a better effort next month...unless I've lost interest in this game, which I probably will have.